Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The 10 Commandments

My youngest daughter has a teacher that has posted his 10 commandments for his classroom. If the students break a rule, "forget" their homework or feed it to their dogs or even come to class unprepared; he makes them write the commandments 10 times each (or more). Unfortunately my child knows them by heart. I thought that I would share them with you.

The 10 Commandments
(as told by Mr. Cleghorn).
And these laws were given to Moses and passed on to Mr. Cleghorn. Failure to follow these 10 commandments will result in hell fire OR writing them 10 times each.

1. You shall have no other gods - but you shall have all assigned work.

2. You shall not worship idols - especially cell phones.

3. You shall not take the Lord's name in vain - or use inappropriate language.

4. Sunday is a holy day - Monday through Friday are school days.

5. Honor thy mother and thy father - for a long life; honor thy teacher for a short school life.

6. Do not murder - the English language.

7. Do not commit adultery - or PDA (public display of affection).

8. Do not lie.

9. Do not steal.

10. Do not covet - thy neighbors homework.

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